Sunday, April 20, 2008

Little Boy's Truck & Little Girl's Garage

A little boy and girl are sitting in a sandbox when they both stand up and their pants fall off and they ask each other "what’s that?" pointing to their private parts.

They both run home and the little boy asks his father what his penis is and dad answers, "That’s your truck, try to park it in as many garages as you can.

"The little girl asks her mother the same question and her mother says, "That's your garage. Don't let any boy park his truck there.

"So the next day the little girl comes running home yelling "Mommy, mommy, a boy tried to park his truck in my garage so i knocked his wheels off!"

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